Despite the fact that there is a very close Virginia Tech-Kansas bowl game going on, I'm not watching football at the moment. No, for some inexplicable reason, I'm watching the various Presidential candidates give their rections to the the Iowa caucus results. <awkward pause> "What did he just say?" Yea I know, I can't really explain it either. I mean come on... its the first BCS game of the year where the point differential didn't require exponents to convey. But I digress.
Though I'm a Democrat (dont be too stunned), one of the big stories among the talking heads is how Republican Mike Huckabee spent a fraction of the money of Mitt Romney, and yet won decisively in Iowa. They seem to think it was Huckabee's ability to capture the "born again and evangelical Christians" that lead to his surprising victory. But after watching his speech to his supporters, I realized whats really going on.
Because standing right behind Huckabee, well within range of every television camera in the land, was the one man to rule them all.
It wasnt the religious vote that won Mike Huckabee the state of Iowa. It wasnt a superior closing final days before the caucus. No, only one power could explain this underdog win. Thats right ladies and gentlemen, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mike Huckabee right into an Iowa caucus victory. The legend continues.
P.S. I hate ruining a good joke by explaining the punchline, but if you don't get it, just go spend some time on chucknorrisfacts.com
Image from darkplanet.com
Though I'm a Democrat (dont be too stunned), one of the big stories among the talking heads is how Republican Mike Huckabee spent a fraction of the money of Mitt Romney, and yet won decisively in Iowa. They seem to think it was Huckabee's ability to capture the "born again and evangelical Christians" that lead to his surprising victory. But after watching his speech to his supporters, I realized whats really going on.
Because standing right behind Huckabee, well within range of every television camera in the land, was the one man to rule them all.
It wasnt the religious vote that won Mike Huckabee the state of Iowa. It wasnt a superior closing final days before the caucus. No, only one power could explain this underdog win. Thats right ladies and gentlemen, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mike Huckabee right into an Iowa caucus victory. The legend continues.
P.S. I hate ruining a good joke by explaining the punchline, but if you don't get it, just go spend some time on chucknorrisfacts.com
Image from darkplanet.com
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